And Finally...
...10 reasons why I don't wash
- My mother made me wash as a child.
- The soap makers only want my money.
- There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right.
- I used to wash, but it got boring, so I quit.
- I do wash on special days like Easter and Christmas.
- I work hard all week and am too tired to take a bath on the weekend.
- People who wash are hypocrites. They think they are cleaner than other people.
- I get along very well without washing.
- Hardly any friends I have, wash.
- I'm still young. When I get older and dirtier I may wash.
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